What Did the One Armed Man Steal ?

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What Did the One Armed Man Steal ?

Postby ladyDeWint » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:38 am

A one-armed man is being hunted by police for stealing a single cufflink worth £120 from a jewellery shop.

The thief pretended to be looking for a present for his mother when he knocked boxes of cufflinks on the floor and made off with one in the shape of a boxing glove.

The gold cufflink from CJ Vinten in Leigh-on-Sea, Essex, is worth £120 and police have issued CCTV footage of the thief.

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Re: What Did the One Armed Man Steal ?

Postby Barryoneoff » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:47 am

He then went next door and stole a glove. :-D
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Re: What Did the One Armed Man Steal ?

Postby Grundle » Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:18 pm

He was arrested and taken away in handcuff.
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Re: What Did the One Armed Man Steal ?

Postby marilyn » Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:30 am

:-D
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Re: What Did the One Armed Man Steal ?

Postby valk » Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:21 am

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Re: What Did the One Armed Man Steal ?

Postby ladyDeWint » Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:26 am

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Re: What Did the One Armed Man Steal ?

Postby Barryoneoff » Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:08 pm

At least he wasn't fully armed. In fact, he was quite 'armless. :rofl:
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Re: What Did the One Armed Man Steal ?

Postby marilyn » Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:16 am

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